Monday, March 31, 2014

3 Men Swept Out to Sea During Conservative Christian Baptism Ceremony!

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 "I baptize you into the name of The Father, The Son, and
The Holy......OOPS!"
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Yesterday, Benito Flores, 43, was assisting in the 
baptism of a lost soul at a Santa Barbara 
County public beach when a rogue 
wave swept him, the pastor and
the 'immersed-saved' out to sea.
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Although two of the men were rescued, The Lord
saw fit to keep Flores. His body has not
been found as of  today.
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Most Conservative Christians practice 
immersion in their baptismal ceremonies
in what they consider a commandment.
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Unfortunately, God didn't command checking
the tide tables when exercising this
practice in the Pacific Ocean.
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The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways.
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                                                           ~Web-World Christian Ministries
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J.

From a Conservative Christian Tattoo Website....

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Yes! There are Conservative Christian
Tattoo Websites!
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We're Not Concerned about your 'INK'
or your character, Because,
'YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT'!
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J.

OUTRAGE! After Tattoo Artist "Inks" Sedated Dog! (Photo)

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From 
'The Conservative Christian Tattoo Jesus Emporium'
in Texas
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SICK!
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J.

"We Put the 'FUN' in FUNeral" Army Photo Goes Viral!

Two Wisconsin Army National Guard
soldiers are on suspension today
after displaying this photo in
the social media:  
"WE PUT THE 'FUN' IN FUNERAL"
BAD STUFF GUYS!
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Man With 3 Testicles Says "NO" To Porn Movie With Man With 2 Penises! (Extreme NSFW)

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HEY! There is No Way Anyone Can 
Make This Stuff Up!
In today's CRAZY-NEWS we
found that 
following the lead of a man who earlier
this year 'tweeted' a photo of his two
'God-Given' penises to the world, 
a man with three testicles has
done likewise.
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When both men were asked if they would
consider co-starring in a porn film,
both answered with an emphatic
"NO"!
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It should be noted that one in 5 million
male births result in a child born with 2 penises,
and that there are 200 recorded cases
of male children born with
three testicles. 
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J.

Unforgettable - Disgusting Mug Shots!

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These unforgettable, disturbing, digusting
MUG SHOTS
come from around the country.

An American in Paris from Alabama?
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Charged with Murder.
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He Didn't Hold His Tongue.
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Not The Mona Lisa.
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The Boy Next Door?
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The EYES of TEXAS are UPON YOU!
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A Tea Party Fund Raiser?
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In GOD WE TRUST!
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The "Ladies" Pressed Charges.
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And Sadly, from
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J.

Ted Cruz! Have You Had Your "Burr-WEEDO" Today?

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Ted  Cruz had his Burr-WEEDO today,
and said,
'Harvard Law School is Full of
Commie Professors.'
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And then hurried off to 
The Congressional Fitness Center.
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J.

Clark Gable - Bette Davis: Have You Had Your "Burr-WEEDO" Today?

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Before having her "Burr-WEEDO",
Bette Davis said,
"I'd love to kiss you, but
I just washed my hair." 
Afterward, she Wimsey-ed, 
"Why do we wish for the moon
when we have the stars."
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Upon finishing his Burr-WEEDO.
Clark Gable replied,
"Frankly my dear, 
I don't give a damn."
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J.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

There Are Two Ways to Be Fooled!

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Which of the Two did these people take?
Or, are they the victims of both.
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~Web-World Christian Ministries
where most Christians are Buddhists.
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J.

These Movie Stars with Their "Stunt-Doubles" Will Blow Your Mind!

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HOORAY for HOLLYWOOD!
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This a "Duck Dynasty" Stunt-Double.
He's cute. But like the shows cast,
he shits everywhere.
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J,

Rick Santorum! Have You Had Your "BurrWEEDO" Today?

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Rick had a BurrWEEDO this morning,
and says, 
'He agrees with what 
POPE FRANCIS
is doing.'
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~Web-World Christian Ministries
where most Christians are Buddhists
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J.

Something for a Sunday Beautiful!

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BEAUTIFUL?
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J.